A Date Is Basically A Job Interview for A Boyfriend or Girlfriend.
PacMan is just a dude popping pills to try and escape his demons.
We’re all creative people, until we need to pick a username.
The phrase “I slept like a baby” is a little misleading as babies tend to shit themselves while asleep and wake up crying every 2 hours.
As I get older, I am starting to think I’m actually really dumb and everyone has just been telling me I’m smart for encouragement
